===INCIDENT_REPORT===

META:
  TIME::2024-03-15T14:23:00Z
  SEVERITY::CRITICAL

STATUS::ICARIAN_TRAJECTORY

DOMAINS:
  APOLLO::DEGRADED       // Analytics & monitoring
  HERMES::OVERWHELMED    // Communications & API
  POSEIDON::THRASHING    // Data storage

PATTERN::HUBRIS->NEMESIS

ROOT_CAUSE::PROMETHEAN_OVERREACH
TRIGGER::10X_TRAFFIC_SPIKE

IMPACT:
  USERS::150K
  REVENUE_LOSS::$45K/hr
  SLA::BREACHED[UPTIME, LATENCY]

INTERVENTION:
  IMMEDIATE::GORDIAN    // Direct, decisive action
  STRATEGY::ATHENA      // Wisdom-based planning

===END_REPORT===
